You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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