I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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