i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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