He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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