i was born a porn star she said
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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