I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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