all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My dick has a subreddit
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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