We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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