I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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