matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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