what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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