May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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