Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You made out with two different species that night
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
