if i died would you start the facebook group?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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