she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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