everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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