broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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