let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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