im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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