I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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