I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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