idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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