bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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