we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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