So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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