She's JV to your varsity
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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