Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
