Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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