well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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