How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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