I just saw a hot homeless man
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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