It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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