Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I need to stop coming to work sober
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
