hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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