i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize