D3 body, D1 cock
Plan B is the new Plan A
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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