So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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