He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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