I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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