Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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