Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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