Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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