Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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