I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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