you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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