The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm like, not good at living.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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