.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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