My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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