So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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