Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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