I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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