I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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