Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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